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[darknstormy]

Seth Gecko (28) I'm not here to wax poetic. I've done some very messed up things in my life. I'll be the first to admit that. But I'm not your enemy, and I'm not your friend. I'm simply here for what's mine.

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[thenormalsquint]

Mostly the first, a little of the second. What I am saying is more honey for the flies, you know? You gotta be nice if you're trying to get your cuddle on.

[darknstormy]

If I were nice, Id still b married. Better 2 know what youre in 4, no?

[thenormalsquint]

Yeah, but at least try and put some effort into things or else you'll get nowhere with your incentive. Pro-tip: women really don't like assholes.

[darknstormy]

So fake it till I make it? Never thought Id hear that from the female persuasion but c ur point. Guess I counted on goal oriented types around here.

[thenormalsquint]

I'm not the usual example of the female persuasion. That was your first mistake.

And who said that isn't part of being goal oriented? I'm not saying to be a bald-faced liar and tell me you got a ten inch dick when you're really less than five, but politeness helps. Maybe even being friendly. I'm sure you have a soft spot somewhere under those pecs. It's not faking if it exists.

[darknstormy]

Touché
Sweetheart, I might b a dick but Im not stupid. Im not the kind of asshole who brags about what I bring 2 the bedroom.
I tend 2 open doors & pull out chairs. That work?

[thenormalsquint]

Okay, so curiosity begs to ask: what makes you such a dick.

Doors and chairs! I'm swooning again.

[darknstormy]

Consensus? Personally, I just dont put up w/bs & call shit how I c it.
Again? lol, I mustve missed that part.

[thenormalsquint]

In my book, that's less of being a dick and just not wanting to be a doormat. Not exactly a terrible thing to not be.

Kind of hard to show me looking for my fainting couch through text.

[darknstormy]

How does 1 get a copy of that book? ;^)
Uh, u lost me.

[thenormalsquint]

With chocolate and peanut butter. Also booze.

You said you missed me swooning. That was my response to that.

[darknstormy]

Im good w/the list of demands. Ill even go candy shell AND cups on the Reeses. Tell me u like whiskey & its a done deal.
I got u now but I think u missed a word on that last delivery, Peaches.

[thenormalsquint]

I do like whiskey. I like everything but tequila. Tequila and I have a sordid history that I am not keen on revisiting anytime soon.

Now you've lost me.

[darknstormy]

Right there w/u about tequila

Lets stop while we have common ground

[thenormalsquint]

Looks like for most people tequila is that one ex who was good for one night, but terrible in the morning.

[darknstormy]

[ If she only knew how close to home she'd just gotten. He could start referring to both Sonja and Vanessa as tequila... ]

Just one? Lucky.
But yeah, tequila... nothin but remorse & regret.

[thenormalsquint]

Melucky? Nah. I said most people. Again, I'm not most people.

[She's had too much of her own fair share of terrible exes. They'd be here all night hashing them over.]

And why I usually stick to vodka. It's predictable and dependable and I know exactly how it'll go down.

[darknstormy]

Starting 2 think we've got more in common than disappointment in tequila
More of a whiskey fan myself. Reason real similar 2 urs. On my 5th glass rn

[thenormalsquint]

And you're still able to type coherently. Mostly, anyway.

Any special occasion you're drinking for?

[darknstormy]

Uve got jokes
Does 1 really need an occasion?
Im bout 2 stumble out of here now

[thenormalsquint]

No, but five glasses of whiskey usually comes with a backstory.

Should I call you a cab? My treats so you don't end up face down with brain damage on the sidewalk in a new world.

[darknstormy]

Smart & beautiful. Thats 1 helluva combo
Cant they fix that here? Ill b fine, Sweethart. Ive had much much much wrse

[thenormalsquint]

They can, but a ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Why risk scarring up that handsome face of yours when you can get home safely?

[darknstormy]

this mug arrived with bumps & scrapes but ty
tell me pretty lady, whats a dame like u doin in a place like this?

[thenormalsquint]

Still no need to add more. But the offer is still on the table waiting for you to take it.

They promised me something and it seemed shiny enough for me to take a chance on it. Pretty much the same story as everybody else.

[Or so she says. Angela isn't going to admit she took it because it was a nice way to run away from her problems, the same ones she ran into head first here in Eudio.]