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I'm not here to wax poetic. I've done some very messed up things in my life. I'll be the first to admit that. But I'm not your enemy, and I'm not your friend. I'm simply here for what's mine.

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Consensus? Personally, I just dont put up w/bs & call shit how I c it. 
Again? lol, I mustve missed that part.

In my book, that's less of being a dick and just not wanting to be a doormat. Not exactly a terrible thing to not be.

Kind of hard to show me looking for my fainting couch through text.

How does 1 get a copy of that book? ;^)
Uh, u lost me.

With chocolate and peanut butter. Also booze.

You said you missed me swooning. That was my response to that.

Im good w/the list of demands. Ill even go candy shell AND cups on the Reeses. Tell me u like whiskey & its a done deal.
I got u now but I think u missed a word on that last delivery, Peaches.

I do like whiskey. I like everything but tequila. Tequila and I have a sordid history that I am not keen on revisiting anytime soon.

Now you've lost me.

Right there w/u about tequila

Lets stop while we have common ground

Looks like for most people tequila is that one ex who was good for one night, but terrible in the morning.

[ If she only knew how close to home she'd just gotten. He could start referring to both Sonja and Vanessa as tequila... ]

Just one? Lucky. 
But yeah, tequila... nothin but remorse & regret.

Melucky? Nah. I said most people. Again, I'm not most people.

[She's had too much of her own fair share of terrible exes. They'd be here all night hashing them over.]

And why I usually stick to vodka. It's predictable and dependable and I know exactly how it'll go down.

Starting 2 think we've got more in common than disappointment in tequila
More of a whiskey fan myself. Reason real similar 2 urs. On my 5th glass rn

And you're still able to type coherently. Mostly, anyway.

Any special occasion you're drinking for?

Uve got jokes
Does 1 really need an occasion? 
Im bout 2 stumble out of here now

No, but five glasses of whiskey usually comes with a backstory.

Should I call you a cab? My treats so you don't end up face down with brain damage on the sidewalk in a new world.

Smart & beautiful. Thats 1 helluva combo 
Cant they fix that here? Ill b fine, Sweethart. Ive had much much much wrse

They can, but a ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Why risk scarring up that handsome face of yours when you can get home safely?

this mug arrived with bumps & scrapes but ty
tell me pretty lady, whats a dame like u doin in a place like this?

Still no need to add more. But the offer is still on the table waiting for you to take it.

They promised me something and it seemed shiny enough for me to take a chance on it. Pretty much the same story as everybody else.

[Or so she says. Angela isn't going to admit she took it because it was a nice way to run away from her problems, the same ones she ran into head first here in Eudio.]

[ She was right. Everyone had to have a similar story. Whether it was personal gain or to rescue others (his was a combination of both), something shiny was responsible for all the volunteers. ]

Already driving
Save ur funds 4 buying drinks that aint teqiula :)

You're driving while drunk and texting?

What kind of casket do you want? Because they don't fix stupidity here.

u sound like my brother
i was stopped at a light
think u missed the part where i said i can polish a bottle & still drive
3-5 lowball glasses r a typical night 4 me

I see he got the self-preservation gene in the family.

Good for you and your liver, but you're not the only person who's on the streets. Drink all you want, but don't kill or maim someone else because you think you're too badass for a cab.

[Yeah, yeah, yeah probably a lecture he's heard a million times before, but when has that ever stopped Angela from airing her thoughts?]

u could say that

[ Richie was immortal. Couldn't get more self preserving than that. ]

Really? My liver? And the public's safety? 
U must be a public servant. Im not. I dont do shit that attracts attn

No, I'm just a woman who doesn't like to see people getting run over in preventable accidents.

Says the guy who is bringing plenty of attention to himself by driving drunk. Get back to me when you're done driving. If you haven't run into a tree by then.

K
Mayb cuz Im not DUI
Consider ur good deed done 4 the day

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